The Occupations
1.
Have I told you about the ponderous preist the adequate goon the indolent cop the contentious dick the suitable pimp the intimate nurse the affable nun the lecherous maid the arrogant monk the suffering clerk the crapulous hack the juvenile shrink the scandalous wife the delicate whore the translucent clerk the impulsive prince the confident thief the penitent rep the penumbral maid the innocent guide the seminal chef the flatulent clown, not to mention
the phony hooker the playful boxer the tender gambler the thrifty trainer the eager bailiff the dying mayor the willful rocker the droning lawyer the boastful chauffeur the petite masseuse the shiftless preistess the cranky diver the pockmarked hustler the pallid bookie the lucid agent the minor miner the tearful jockey the joyful chemist the snotty swimmer the scornful dancer the bashful porter the scabrous cabbie the singing model the model singer the upbeat actor the downbeat trader the skillful roadie the caustic dentist the urbane bouncer the mournful teacher the hyper dealer the shallow pilot the bitter farmer the rowdy shaman the fractured salesman the nagging hitman the pleading zombie the cocksure princess the secret barber the open baker the reckless coder the bouncy vintner the baleful butcher the hapless stripper the gloomy soldier the honest loanshark the dapper beggar, not to mention
the buff carpenter the curt bartender the hale designer the sick marketer the dense sharpshooter the bold housekeeper the fey astronaut the dull headmaster the smart producer the crass conductor the shrill pharmacist the green gigolo the plain pickpocket the stoned prostitute the trite engineer the hep hygenist the sweet janitor the blunt busdriver the gauche garbageman the sly dishwasher the scared programmer the bad fisherman the svelte preacherman the kind journalist the slim hairdresser the tan manager the quick attendant the bright fireman the meek pusherman the lithe editor the straight professor the cool mechanic?
2.
But what I really want to tell you is that the flatulent preist blesses the ponderous clown while the seminal goon clobbers the adequate chef and the innocent cop cuffs the indolent guide as the penumbral dick investigates the contentious maid while the penitent pimp cons the suitable rep and the confident nurse nurses the intimate thief as the impulsive nun spies on the affable prince while the translucent maid nods to the lecherous clerk and the delicate monk mocks the arrogant whore as the scandalous clerk slams the suffering wife while the juvenile hack fucks the crapulous shrink;
meanwhile the dapper hooker sells the phony beggar who buys the honest boxer who sells the playful loanshark who buys the gloomy gambler who sells the tender soldier who buys the hapless trainer who sells the thrifty stripper who buys the baleful bailiff who sells the eager butcher who punches the bouncy mayor who hugs the dying vintner who punches the reckless rocker who hugs the willful coder who punches the open lawyer who hugs the droning baker who punches the secret chauffeur who hugs the boastful barber who punches the cocksure masseuse who hugs the petite princess who snubs the pleading preistess who worships the shiftless zombie who snubs the nagging diver who worships the cranky hitman who snubs the fractured hustler who worships the pockmarked salesman who snubs the rowdy bookie who worships the pallid shaman who snubs the bitter agent who worships the lucid farmer who fools the shallow miner who trusts the minor pilot who fools the hyper jockey who trusts the tearful dealer who fools the mournful chemist who trusts the joyful teacher who fools the urbane swimmer who trusts the snotty bouncer who fools the caustic dancer who trusts the scornful dentist who leaves the skillful porter who loves the bashful roadie who leaves the downbeat cabbie who loves the scabrous trader who leaves the upbeat model who loves the singing actor who leaves the singer model;
which bums the cool carpenter, cheered by the buff mechanic. Meanwhile in the field the straight bartender lectures the curt professor. Down by the river the lithe designer draws her fingers across the mouth of the hale editor. On the seventeenth floor the meek marketer entertains the sick pusherman and the bright sharpshooter huddles with the dense fireman. On the beach the quick housekeeper lies with the bold attendant. In the garage the tan astronaut instructs the fey manager with regard to what he learned from the slim headmaster and the dull hairdresser. The kind producer shows her stuff to the smart journalist in the halls of heaven where the svelte conductor leads the crass preacherman to the room of revelations. Sitting on the chair of charm, the bad pharmacist fingers the notes played by the shrill fisherman on the guitar of disingenuousness. But the scared gigolo cannot scare the green programmer, and the sly pickpocket plays the violin left behind by the plain dishwasher, the sound washing over the gauche prostitute who performs for the stoned garbageman, as the blunt engineer sadly tweaks the trite busdriver awake, and the sweet hygenists breaks down in the arms of the hep janitor, and the universe approves.
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